The Astrology Signs: Aries Throws a Superbowl Party

What happens when you bring all of the astrology signs together?

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Aries was a big sports fan, and to celebrate his favorite day of the year, Superbowl Sunday, he invited 11 of his closest friends to his house for a Superbowl party. He cleaned his living room, laid out a spread of chips and dip, and was just setting out paper plates and napkins when the doorbell rang.

“Here we go, Brady.” He said to his cat, who made a dash under the couch when he heard the door open.

It was Virgo, she smiled slightly at Aries and handed him a bag, “You said to bring something.”

“Oh thank you, apple juice, beverages are always welcome, thank you, Virgo.”

She stepped inside, looking around, “Why am I always the first to arrive?”

Aries went into the kitchen not hearing her. He came back out, looking nervous and excited at once.

“Have a seat.” They sat down on the couch in unison.

“So,” Aries said after a long and slightly awkward silence, “Which team do you like?”

“I don’t watch football, but I like the Superbowl because of the commercials.”