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The 3 most Cynical Astrology Signs
Careful, shrewd and clever is the name of the game for these three
The zodiac is full of diversity. There are adventurers and homebodies, creative and intuitive types, athletic and talkative types. There are those signs that are more naturally optimistic and positive and those that are, well cynical. They just know a little more about the dark side of human nature and aren’t afraid to express it from time to time.
Having a cynical nature can be a good thing. It means you won’t be as prone to being taken advantage of. Cynical signs can keep their more idealistic friends grounded. Just remember to balance it with a little positivity every now and again.
As you read through this list, it's important to know your big three, Sun, Moon, and Rising signs. These three signs give you a more complete picture of your astrological makeup. If you don’t know your signs, you can get a free birth chart, here.
Scorpio
The top dog when it comes to cynicism. Scorpio is a born cynic, they can’t help it they don’t trust easily. They are acutely aware of the shortcomings of people and can read dishonesty in another person as clear as day. The scorpion is comfortable with the underbelly of life, more so than others. As a result, they see people for what they…
